Archive for the ‘Religious Mumbo Jumbo’ Category

From Another Name-Calling Heathen

Monday, December 22nd, 2008

Christopher Hitchens on Obama’s selection of Rick Warren to deliver the invocation at his Inauguration:

But if we must have an officiating priest, let it be some dignified old hypocrite with no factional allegiance and not a tree-shaking huckster and publicity seeker who believes that millions of his fellow citizens are hellbound because they do not meet his own low and vulgar standards.

Repressed Much?

Saturday, December 20th, 2008

Andrew Sullivan links to a fascinating interview  from the late 1980’s between Allen Ginsberg and John Lofton.  Lofton is a former Washington Times columnist and a current crazy right wing blogger.  Here’s a teaser:

LOFTON: Well, that’s certainly what S&M is all about—power.

GINSBERG: And you seem to like that don’t you? Have your sexual fantasies ever involved that kind of power relationship?

LOFTON: No, not to my knowledge, I’m a Christian. So I don’t fantasize.

GINSBERG: Do you ever have sexual fantasies?

LOFTON: No.

GINSBERG: None at all?

LOFTON: No, I said I am a Christian.

GINSBERG: You’ve never had any sexual fantasies!

LOFTON: Before I was a Christian, I had them, absolutely.

GINSBERG: And since you’re a Christian you don’t?

LOFTON: No.

GINSBERG: And when you had them, did they involve any dominance/submission fantasies!

LOFTON: Mine were pretty orthodox heterosexual kinds of fantasies. But there’s no doubt they were bad. And I am so glad that Jesus Christ delivered me from them.

GINSBERG: You have no erotic dreams now, at all, that you remember!

LOFTON: None that don’t feature my wife, no.

GINSBERG: Yeah.

LOFTON: It’s an amazing thing what Jesus can do for a person.

GINSBERG: Uh-huh.

Yes, But Is He A Secret Muslim?

Monday, November 17th, 2008

Joe Carter outs Obama as a phony Christian.  A spirited debate ensues in the comments section.  My take?  Some people take religion way too seriously.

A Whole Lotta Bull

Wednesday, October 29th, 2008

Religious zealots appear to use the Merryl-Lynch bull as some kind of prayer antenna to beseech Jesus to reinvigorate their 401ks.

Thanks A Lot, Atheists

Friday, October 17th, 2008

Apparently you’re the real reason we’re having this financial crisis.

(via Crooked Timber)